1. If writing something within reach of a above average height 2 year old and your phone rings...take the pen with you...failure to do so results in devastation to your walls, clothes and floor.
2. When a 2 year old says they are done eating...they mean it.
3. Take full advantage of a toddler's desire to help with housework...laundry can't get put away fast enough.
4. It is inevitable that if a baby is going to explode their diaper, it will happen while they are sitting on your lap while you are wearing your good jeans.
5. There is no such thing as too much caffeine.
6. You can never read a book too many times.
7. Watch what you say around toddlers, or you will have a girl whose new favourite word is crap!
8. They are your child and you love them, even at 2 am
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